I was speaking to this morning and I came to realise that hiring me is the worst thing that could happen to any company. No, no, I’m not going through a despressive slump. Let’s look at the record.

  • 1st Employer: After one and a half years I resign. Three months later, 200 out of 500 people are made redundant due to corruption allegations at head office level.
  • 2nd Employer: Five months after a I start working for them, redundancies are announced, myself among them, as European trading has taken a dramatic downturn.
  • 3rd Employer: After nine months with this company I resign. Four months later, the department I have just vacated is dramatically downsized.
  • 4th Employer: After three years, the company announces redundancies, myself among them, due to insolvency due to mismanagement.
  • 5th Employer: I leave after five months after a number of disputes and the bankruptcy of the company.

You see? Hire me and be damned!

  2 Responses to “Hire me and be damned!”

  1. you’re like a little rat abandoning ship in time.
    Alternatively, you can use this to convince future employers that you have ESP and can predict the company future!

  2. Just one suggestion

    Don’t tell your future employers about this sort of thing. You might not get hired as a result.

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