“I know I’ve just filled up my SUV that was ¾ full of petrol anyway, so I could drop the kids off at school 1 mile down the road and then go to Waitrose, but I’m not panic-buying. I’m just getting extra fuel in case it all runs out because of all the other people. They’re the ones who are panic buying. I’m just being… prudent!”

“Everyone should be able to buy all the petrol they want because I personally need to. I’m a travelling salesman/I live in a rural cottage 50 miles from the nearest bus stop/my grandmother is sick/some other reason that doesn’t apply to 90% of the people queuing up outside of petrol stations.”

“There are no alternatives to petrol cars! Okay, there are hybrid cars and electric cars and super-fuel-efficient cars and methane-powered cars, but they aren’t as impressive/big/fast so I can’t buy one.”

“I’m going to protest how expensive the petrol is by buying as much as I possibly can!”

“I know there are no actual blockades of refineries and refilling trucks are moving as normal, but I’m going to fill three cans of petrol and this jam jar right to the brim, just in case!”

 


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Sep 132005
 

I’ll start with a film I saw the other evening and that I’ve been wanting to watch for some time. It’s an independent film called . It’s a series of vignettes, starring 2 to 3 people in different settings, being… people. There are connecting themes (coffee and cigarettes being the most obvious but by no means the only one) both in the narrative and in the visuals. The vignettes range from the utterly bizarre, the funny, the poignant and the very simple normal, everyday coffee shop scene.
What this film does not have: A clear beginning, middle and happy end; Action, explosions or car chases; Romance
Who is in this film: Bill Murray, Cate Blanchet, The White Stripes, The Wutang Clan, Roberto Benigni, Steve Buscemi, Steve Coogan, Iggy Pop and a host of others.
In summary: I really enjoyed this film and I think many people will. But not if they want their conclusions wrapped up and presented on a silver platter. Some things don’t have a meaning and are just there to be experienced.

My god, I sound like a pretentious film student! Noooo!

Anyway, moving onto comics/graphic novels/[insert newest term here]. Last night I read the much sought-after , written by Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Dave McKean. Both writer and illustrator and people whose work I like a lot so this was something I’d been hunting for some time. Unfortunately it is out of print and and second hand dealers were asking a fortune for it. So when I found it on Ebay, I was much thrilled and hastily clicked the ‘Buy it now’ button. It arrived in short order, read it last night and it was worth every penny. A dying director ‘films’ his last movie in his head. That’s the whole story, but it all hangs together wonderfully. Gaiman and McKean do their thing very well together.

Right, next I bought the first two copies of , the new comic by . In this world, there a bunch of ex-spooks in the world and when they get to be a problem they are ‘imprisoned’ in LA. They have freedom of movement of the city and immunity within it’s boundaries, but that’s it. Jones is a British ex-spook, turned private investigator, specialising in dealing with problems that have arisen within the intelligence community. His first case is, quite literally, hardcore. It’s a good story, though Ellis is prone to throwing loads of interesting tidbits into the first episode (“look what interesting fact I found on the internet!”), but by the second episode things settle in a bit more and take on some life of their own. It was a good read.

Ellis seems obsessed with the whole fallout of the global intelligence community. It was first touched upon in Global Frequency and now in DJ. I have no idea why, but it does make good stories.

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Sep 122005
 

Can be seen by following this link

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Sep 122005
 

Dirty tactics in the gender war
Dirty tactics in the gender war
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Sep 122005
 

Amusingly, the has knocked off the top spot on my most viewed pictures. You just can’t beat arse! It’s also the second most ‘Interesting’ picture, after the .

My favourites?



And from other people’s albums.

 

This weekend was an active one; Andy came down to Aldershot to hang out, do some exercise and drink some beer, and that’s what we achieved. As Penny had other plans. on Saturday Andy borrowed her mountain bike and we took the bikes along the . Not the whole 153 miles mind! Just the 16 or so miles from Guildford to Farnham where it ends (), through the northern edge of the . It was definitely good fun and hard work at times, the worst being some horrible uphill stretches on bridleways. Public bridleways tend to be sandy, never the best terrain for a bike and certainly not uphill. But then there were some awesome downhill stretches. I nearly wiped out on one, when my peddle hit a bump, but luckily I didn’t lose control. The half-way point was marked by a nice half-hour break in a little country pub in Puttenham and the end-point was marked by… another pub! In Farnham this time. After a quick fly back to Aldershot, we cleaned up and headed back into Farnham for some food and beers. Definitely a good day!

Andy went home Sunday morning, so I spent most of the day playing . It’s quite a good game, entirely based on Diablo 2, with many of the same systems and concepts. These include skill trees to customise your characters specialities, item sets, socketted items, primary and secondary quests and so on. It has its annoyances, like not being able to select saved games if you’ve fluffed something up, the linear play-style or only being able to start multiplayer games at the beginning. (Though this might only be the beginning of the Act, not the game, I haven’t got that far yet.) But apart from that, it’s a good game. It’s pretty, it has more story than Diablo 2 (though what story there is less engrossing than Diablo’s tale. At least on the first play through), I like the idea of having pets rather (or as well as) than henchmen (including a literal mule) and it’s all quite robust. It’s no NWN, but it’s not meant to be. It’s meant to be an engrossing time-killer and it’s very good at it. If anybody picks it up and fancies playing a co-operative game, let me know!

 

BBC NEWS | Magazine | From the editor’s desktop: “We won’t be foaming at the mouth and ranting just yet, because that would fox our audience, but as long as we properly signpost opinion pieces they have a place on this site. ”

A subtle dig at Fox News? Oh I dearly hope so!

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Sep 092005
 

I’ve set up word verification for comments as I get inundated with comment spam. If it gets annoying, let me know and we’ll go back to needing a Blogger account to comment on this blog.

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Hilarious! Type ‘failure’ into Google and the top result is the Biography of President George W. Bush! Also amusingly, Google shows itself to be free of bias by having his main critic Michael Moore as the second highest result for the same search term.

Fantastic!

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