Okay, what I got for St Nicholas Day was actually an Orgasmatron head massager from Penny. And to be honest, compared to a new Tory leader, I got the better deal.
So today at 3pm the great shock will be announced that David Cameron will be the new Tory leader. There will some rejoicing and much grumbling in the lands and somewhere some Tory activists that are not yet completely jaded and resigned to election defeat after election defeat may even manage a glimmer of hope.
The Old Etonian promises to be a populist moderniser that will take his party into the 21st Century and resurrect it with modern electable policies. Say hello to St Tony II.
Happy St Nicholas Day, I’m off to do some work and looking forward to my head massage.