Twitter Updates for 2009-08-24

  • With this bottle of meths my weekend preparations are almost complete. Nobody can say I don't spoil my guests. #
  • OMG! Next door have an actual pony in their garden! My goulash-authenticity dilemma may have just been solved! #
  • Apparently it's a gift and "will keep the grass short". Clarification: I live in suburbia, not the countryside. Gardens here are tiny. #
  • OH: "The key to looking after a pony is not to let it wander into the road. It might get run over." What?!? #
  • I really have to stop setting myself on fire. In other news, the meths burner works very well. #