Archive for November, 2009

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-18

November 18th, 2009 Comments Off
  • Stupid project personal profiles. I need a "Random Fact". Apparently about myself, not in general. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-17

November 17th, 2009 Comments Off
  • RT @parisreview: The author, Dan Brown, is a character from "Foucault’s Pendulum" -Umberto Eco http://bit.ly/BtLZT #
  • RT @DRUNKHULK: YOU BE DRUNK ALL TIME LIKE DRUNK HULK IF YOU HAD SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAY EVERY TIME YOU WALK DOWN STREET! #
  • I'm off home, who wants to make me dinner? Maybe inject vodka into my brain? Kill my zombie-like self with a cricket bat? #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-16

November 16th, 2009 Comments Off
  • Woo! Most of my colleagues are off sick today. I declare it 'Loud Music Monday'! #
  • Finally got round to reading the anthology 'Half-Minute Horrors'. An excellent selection of stories that get to the point in around 30 secs. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-14

November 14th, 2009 Comments Off
  • Tidy or play Torchlight? I know what needs to be done, and I'm sure @ WreckferretZero won't mind the mess… #
  • I am the mayor of Drunk-town. I love beer festivals. #
  • And here we have a @ WreckferretZero in the wild, causing trouble. http://twitpic.com/pifi6 #
  • Woo! Old Woking pub crawl massive! #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-13

November 13th, 2009 Comments Off
  • Woking Beer Festival tomorrow with @WreckferretZero. Now, I wonder where I put those tickets? #
  • I publicly maligned my Waitrose beef baguette, but it retaliated by dropping horseradish sauce in my crotch. *shakes fist at baguette* #
  • Furries go mainstream! http://bit.ly/3HdhM6 #
  • Yay! Not only have I found the tickets for the Woking Beer Festival, it turns out I have a spare too! Hmmm… #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-11

November 11th, 2009 Comments Off

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-07

November 7th, 2009 Comments Off
  • Have secured the most important accessory for tonight's fireworks display: A hipflask filled with Balvenie. #
  • Have met Mr Mouse Guard at Forbidden Planet. Now off to St Albans. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-06

November 6th, 2009 Comments Off
  • Get behind me, hangover! The power of bacon compells you! #
  • I may have caught a minor case of death. Why am I here? #
  • Sad realisation: Dilbert has now become to lame for words. Unsubscribed. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-05

November 5th, 2009 Comments Off
  • Wish I had noticed that I had forgotten to wear a tie to work. #
  • It's National Try To Blow Up Parliament Day! #
  • I think headhunters can smell discontent like sharks smell blood in the water. #
  • I'm surrounded by idiots who can't tell the difference between psychology and philosophy. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-04

November 4th, 2009 Comments Off