Twitter Updates for 2009-12-07

  • Fellow commuters: I have two hands. Keep bumping into the bandaged one and I may have to punch you in the junk with the other. #
  • Am bored of the injury story now, so I've started telling people I've been bitten by a radioactive spider. It's been driving me up the walls #
  • In DIY store: "No, we don't do a bigger stand, have you tried cutting it down to size?" #
  • By the power of brute force, shear bloody-mindedness and (carefully) lopping a foot of the bottom: #