Rise of modern-day pirates
Forget Johnny Depp and cutlasses. Pirates today carry AK-47s and use speed boats to plunder gas tankers and aid ships – with six attacks this week alone.
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Well, it’s been a busy week and a half, so it’s time for the obligatory ‘I haven’t posted in ages’ update!
Friday the 14th
Working in the home office. Blergh! Working on a bank holiday sucks, but doubly so when you have nothing to do.
Thought of the day: Zzzzz… Bored… Entertain me!
Saturday the 15th
Shopping for Penny and the ‘The Wolves in the Walls’ at the
Lyric in Hammersmith, a cute little out-of-centre theatre. The piece was wonderful and all enjoyed it, from the kiddies right up to the adults, Penny and I included. The wolves themselves were excellently done.
Thought of the day: When the wolves come out of the walls,
it’s all over!
Sunday the 16th
Meeting the ‘rents was happily painless. The sacrifices we make just to make a good impression. Even drinking Hock.
Monday the 17th
Thought of the day: None. Total relaxation as I had the day off for a change and used it to do absolutely nothing.
Tuesday the 18th
Thought of the day: If I just muscle my way through this presentation, all these people might not realise how nervous I am.
Motto of the day: Fake it ’til you make it.
Wednesday the 19th
Presentations, workshops, blah blah blah. The evening was a pirates themed night of entertainment at
Inspiration Point. Think five hour dinner show where the cast are also serving food and drinks (unlimited) and getting you to take part in the singing, dancing and the conga. After three congas (out of eight) I gave up and decided I’d had enough of enforced fun and it started to feel like an army of gaudily dressed Butlins animators were brainwashing us by singing at us in Dutch.
Thought of the night: You’d think with 40+ project team members on a stage, at least one of them would know the way to Amarillo?
Thursday the 20th
Presentations, workshops, blah blah blah.
Thought of the day: I’m so glad I didn’t abuse the ‘drink as much as you want’ at the show last night, and thankfully my delegates did.
Friday the 21st
Home vie Schiphol. Hurrah! Then pizza, beer and cocktails with Penny on a tour of Woking before collapsing, exhausted.
Thought of the day: Should I be worried that I know Schiphol so well that I can give directions despite not having been there for well over a year?
Saturday the 22nd – Salute
After grabbing some breakfast bagels in town, it was time tohead to London to meet up with Bryce and Tim at
Salute. Managed to play some games, generally catch up and avoid too much lead poisoning. Wizkids stand very dissapointing as there was no demo of High Stakes Drifter and a poor showing of the new
HorrorClix demo. Looked okay though.
Afterwards, at exactly Beer O’Clock, off to the
Fox for coktails while we waited for Penny to show up.
Saturday the 22nd – Pirates & Wenches Party
Saturday night was
Mandy’s 30th Birthday Party! (click for photos;
Andy’s photos here) The theme of the party was Pirates and Wenches and everyone, to differing degrees, dressed up accordingly. All good fun. By a stroke of luck Bryce and I caught a mysterious masked hoodlum who re-decorated Mandy’s beloved
clock, and managed to scare him off before he/she managed to do any harm. We feel we deserve a good citizenship award at the very least.
Thought of the day: Yarr! (Of course!)
Sunday the 23rd
An early(-ish) start to head back home and nurse our hangovers doing boring unintellectual activities that wouldn’t tax our toxic brains. I watched
Dogville, which was good, very different and powerful, And long. Also watched
Derren Brown, a true rogue if ever I saw one.
Thought of the day: None. Thankfully.
Hurrah!
I’ve been given permission by everyone that has to approve my holidays and I’m going along with Penny to her work educational in May! We’re off on a
Nile Cruise! Here are the highlights:
- CAIRO – Half-day guided tour to the Pyramids and Sphinx and Egyptian Museum.
- LUXOR – Guided tour of Karnak with ‘calesh’ between hotel and temple; Valley of the Kings and Hatshepsut Temple by donkey.
- NILE RIVERBOAT – Cruise from Luxor to Aswan via the temples of Edfu and Kom Ombo.
Note that it’s a trip to
Karnak, not
Carnac!
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