• Woking Beer Festival tomorrow with @WreckferretZero. Now, I wonder where I put those tickets? #
  • I publicly maligned my Waitrose beef baguette, but it retaliated by dropping horseradish sauce in my crotch. *shakes fist at baguette* #
  • Furries go mainstream! http://bit.ly/3HdhM6 #
  • Yay! Not only have I found the tickets for the Woking Beer Festival, it turns out I have a spare too! Hmmm… #

  • Have secured the most important accessory for tonight's fireworks display: A hipflask filled with Balvenie. #
  • Have met Mr Mouse Guard at Forbidden Planet. Now off to St Albans. #

  • Get behind me, hangover! The power of bacon compells you! #
  • I may have caught a minor case of death. Why am I here? #
  • Sad realisation: Dilbert has now become to lame for words. Unsubscribed. #

  • Wish I had noticed that I had forgotten to wear a tie to work. #
  • It's National Try To Blow Up Parliament Day! #
  • I think headhunters can smell discontent like sharks smell blood in the water. #
  • I'm surrounded by idiots who can't tell the difference between psychology and philosophy. #